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STONKS STANDARD PROTOCOL · $SATSTONK

SATS STONKS is an ETH-denominated 4-module decentralized protocol on Robinhood Chain, trading as SATSTONK / ETH. Lend ETH, run Stonks Supporting by burning and holding $SATSTONK, stake $SATSTONK in Investing tiers, and Borrowing is coming soon. Tax inflow and every reward settle in native ETH.

01/04
Lend
0.05%
/ CYCLE
02/04
Stonks Supporting
0.01%
HOLD ≥100K
03/04
Investing
0.02%
4 TIERS
04/04
Borrowing
Coming Soon
SOON
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// PROTOCOL FLOW

Protocol Flow

1
Lend

Lend

Deposit ETH, claim principal + 0.05% after 5 minutes. Unlimited top-up.

Collect. 5x / 10x / 100x / 1000x
2
Stonks Supporting

Supporting

Burn 25k and hold 100k, accrue ETH rewards, unlimited claims.

Mugshot of the founder — N°024641
3
Investing

Investing

Stake $SATSTONK in tiers, top up the same tier, earn ETH from the pool.

1.1M BTC. Seed phrase. Right?
4
Borrowing

Borrowing

Borrow ETH against $SATSTONK (coming soon).

Coming Soon
Lights out on fiat
Mugshot of the founder — N°024641
Money printer, unattended
The crowd puts on the glasses
1.1M BTC. Seed phrase. Right?
Trading desk, pre-internet
Bits, bytes and cold coffee
Collect. 5x / 10x / 100x / 1000x
Lights out on fiat
Mugshot of the founder — N°024641
Money printer, unattended
The crowd puts on the glasses
1.1M BTC. Seed phrase. Right?
Trading desk, pre-internet
Bits, bytes and cold coffee
Collect. 5x / 10x / 100x / 1000x
Lights out on fiat
// CONSOLE

Protocol Console

Lend

ETH

Deposit ETH; after the 5-minute cycle claim back principal + 0.05% ETH reward. Re-deposits accumulate principal and reset the cycle.

Amount (ETH)
ETH
Your ETH balance: 0.0000 ETH

ETH is the native coin — no approval needed, it is sent with the transaction. No limit — top up as many times as you like.

Vault address is not configured. Deploy SatsStonksVault and set VAULT_ADDRESS in the config.

My Lend Position

Cycle 5M
Active Deposit
0.0000 ETH
Pending Reward
0.0000 ETH
Total Claimable
0.0000 ETH
Unlock Time
—

Principal + reward unlock after the 5-minute cycle. Each new deposit resets the cycle and accumulates principal.

// STATS

Reward Pool (ETH)

Vault address is not configured. Deploy SatsStonksVault and set VAULT_ADDRESS in the config.
Reward Pool (ETH)
0.0000 ETH
Vault ETH Balance
0.0000 ETH
Total Lent (ETH)
0.0000 ETH
Lend Rewards Paid (ETH)
0.0000 ETH
Supporting Burned ($SATSTONK)
0
Supporting Rewards Paid (ETH)
0.0000 ETH
Total Staked ($SATSTONK)
0
Investing Rewards Paid (ETH)
0.0000 ETH
Lend Participants
0
Supporting Participants
0
Investing Participants
0
Vault Contract
0x0000…0000
Token Contract
0x0000…0000
// SATS STONKS Docs

SATS STONKS

Learn the 4 modules — Lend, Stonks Supporting, Investing, and the upcoming Borrowing — and how the unified ETH reward pool works behind the SATSTONK / ETH pair.